Ever wonder what your fellow event attendees are thinking as they walk the halls of conference centers and hotels? We can’t claim to read minds, but we can tell you what people definitely are not thinking!
Our BlissDom founder, Alli Worthington, posed an amusing question on her Facebook page last week, asking former attendees what they wouldn’t say at a conference or large social media event. The tongue-in-cheek responses both cracked us up and made us think!
Check out a few of our favorites!
These shoes are adorable *and* comfortable. I wish I had to walk just a little further.
Bridget Martin Ivey
Love how everyone I gave a business card to signs me up for their newsletter automatically. SO much time saved that way.
There was more than enough food. I was never STARVING AND READY TO CHEW OFF MY WRISTS.
Oh, dear! I forgot to bring a camera. How will anyone remember this conference??
Wow, you look much better in person than you do on your avatar!
I wish more people used the word “ninja” in their bio.
I’ll never have enough name tag lanyards!
I love the fact that the temperature in here is a gamble! Parka or tank top, dice roll!
I wish they held this very popular session in a smaller, cozier room.
Man, this Chris Mann guy isn’t that attractive…
I wish breakfast came with less bacon.
I wish I could share the bathroom with more people.
Amy Allen Clark
I didn’t fret about my wardrobe & shoe choices while packing, I just brought whatever was clean.
This is the fastest wifi I’ve ever used.
I look so HAWT in this yellow ballroom lighting.